Bulletin board sayings for humor

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."

7. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list."

9. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."

10. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

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