Calendars funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I have a date with my bed... it's called a nap."

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

4. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm on a break from being productive."

5. "I'm not late, I'm just on my own time zone."

6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."

7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

8. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."

9. "I'm not addicted to social media, I'm just highly connected."

10. "I'm not a control freak, I just know how things should be done."

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Baseball wedding sayings

1. Love is a home run, and we've hit it out of the park.2. Our love story is a grand slam.3. Together, we make the perfect team.4. Stealing each other's hearts, one base at a time.5. Our love is a game changer.6. In the game of love, we're always on the winning team.7. Pitching our love

Malfeasance sayings

1. Malfeasance breeds distrust and destroys integrity.2. The consequences of malfeasance are far-reaching and long-lasting.3. Malfeasance is a poison that corrodes the foundation of trust.4. Those who engage in malfeasance will eventually face the consequences of their actions.5. Malfeasanc

Lil tay sayings

1. I'm the youngest flexer of the century.2. I'm only 9 years old but I'm richer than all y'all broke haters.3. I be poppin' bands, I be poppin' bottles.4. I'm out here living in Beverly Hills, I'm richer than all y'all broke haters.5. I'm the youngest in charge and I'm making big moves.6.

Weird sayings from around the world

1. The cat has climbed the tree, but the monkey is the one getting the bananas. - Trinidad and Tobago2. You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo (Native American)3. The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives. - Sioux (Native American)4. When the mouse laughs

Funny arizona sayings

1. It's so hot in Arizona, even the cacti are sweating.2. In Arizona, we don't tan, we rust.3. You know you're in Arizona when your car's steering wheel is too hot to touch.4. Arizona: where the only thing hotter than the weather is the salsa.5. Living in Arizona is like living in an oven,

Sayings about not knowing

1. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates2. The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein3. Ignorance is bliss, but knowledge is power. - Unknown4. Not knowing is the beginning of wisdom. - Zen proverb5. The greatest enemy of knowledg

Funny summer sayings and quotes

1. I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter. 2. A little sand between your toes always takes away your woes.3. I'm all about the palm trees and 80 degrees.4. Sunshine is my favorite accessory.5. Suns out, buns out!6. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.7. Salt in the air, sand in my hai

Its hotter than sayings funny

It's hotter than a jalapeño eating a habanero while sitting in a sauna!

Ski birthday sayings sunny

1. Skiing into another year of sunshine and fun! Happy birthday!2. Wishing you a birthday filled with sunny slopes and snowy adventures!3. May your birthday be as bright and beautiful as a sunny day on the slopes!4. Sending you warm birthday wishes from the snowy mountains under the sunny sky

Bling quotes and sayings

1. I don't need a crown to know I'm a queen.2. She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.3. Life is too short to wear boring jewelry.4. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.5. Shine bright like a diamond.6. Jewelry is like the perfect spice - it always complements what's already there.7