Chandler sayings from friends

1. "Could I BE any more sarcastic?"

2. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

3. "I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

4. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

5. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

6. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

7. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

8. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

9. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

10. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Above is Chandler sayings from friends.

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