Cheeky sayings about love
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand."
4. "Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs and sometimes it makes you want to throw up."
5. "Love is like a plant, if you don't water it, it dies. But if you water it too much, it drowns."
6. "Love is like a puzzle, sometimes you have to force the pieces together to make it work."
7. "Love is like a good wine, it gets better with age but can also give you a headache."
8. "Love is like a game of chess, it requires strategy, patience, and sometimes sacrifices."
9. "Love is like a bank account, if you keep withdrawing without depositing, you'll end up bankrupt."
10. "Love is like a boomerang, if you throw it away, it will come back and hit you in the face."
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