Childhood funny quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."

2. "I didn't do it, my imaginary friend did!"

3. "I'm not a regular kid, I'm a cool kid."

4. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate."

5. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring."

6. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a meeting with my thoughts."

7. "I'm not being lazy, I'm conserving energy."

8. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically waiting for the right moment."

9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just creatively expressing myself."

Above is Childhood funny quotes and sayings.

A smile a day sayings

1. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.2. Smile, it's free therapy.3. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.4. Smile and the world smiles with you.5. Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.6. Smile, it's the key that fits the lock of

Funny aussie hot weather sayings

1. It's so hot, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk!2. It's hotter than a kangaroo's armpit out here!3. Sweating like a pig in a bushfire.4. It's as hot as a shearer's armpit in the outback.5. Hotter than a dingo in a tucker bag.6. Melting faster than an ice cream on Bondi Beach.7. It'

Sayings for fallen hard for someone

1. I've fallen for you harder than I ever thought possible.2. You've captured my heart in a way I never expected.3. I've fallen so deeply for you, it's like I can't imagine my life without you.4. You've become my everything, and I've fallen for you completely.5. I never knew I could feel th

Double vision sayings

1. Seeing double is better than not seeing at all.2. Two heads are better than one, but two visions can be confusing.3. Seeing double can make you see things from a different perspective.4. Double vision may be a sign of confusion, but it can also lead to clarity.5. Sometimes seeing double

Sayings of buddha in tamil

1. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு. 2. உன் மனதில் உள்ள கோபம் உன் உடலை உருவாக்கும்.3. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு.4. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு.5. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு.

Top british sayings

1. Keep calm and carry on.2. Bob's your uncle.3. It's not my cup of tea.4. Mind the gap.5. Cheerio!6. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.7. Blimey!8. Bless your cotton socks.9. Chin up.10. Don't get your knickers in a twist.

Roy rogers sayings and quotes

1. Happy trails to you.2. May the good Lord take a likin' to you.3. Goodbye, old paint, I'm a-leavin' Cheyenne.4. Don't let the dust settle on you.5. May the wind be always at your back.6. Keep your powder dry and your eyes on the horizon.7. Don't squat with your spurs on.8. Ride for

Small people sayings

1. Good things come in small packages.2. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.3. Small but mighty.4. Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.5. Little by little, one travels far.6. Small steps lead to big changes.7. T

Heatwave sayings

1. It's so hot, even the sun is sweating.2. This heat is no joke, it's like walking on the surface of the sun.3. I'm melting faster than an ice cream cone in July.4. This heatwave is making me feel like a toasted marshmallow.5. It's so hot, I saw a squirrel fanning itself with a palm leaf.

Pokemon go sayings

1. Gotta catch 'em all!2. I choose you, Pikachu!3. Trainer Tips: Always be prepared for a battle.4. Adventure awaits in the world of Pokémon GO!5. Team Mystic/Valor/Instinct, unite!6. Hatching eggs and catching Pokémon, that's the life of a trainer.7. Remember to spin those PokéStops fo