Chinese sayings funny
1. "If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it."
2. "A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."
3. "Don't be a fish in a tree, find your own pond."
4. "Even a hare will bite when it is cornered."
5. "If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself."
6. "A closed mouth catches no flies."
7. "If you want to be happy for a lifetime, be a gardener."
8. "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
9. "The best time to relax is when you don't have time for it."
10. "A book holds a house of gold."
Above is Chinese sayings funny.
1. The shitter was full! - Cousin Eddie2. Merry Christmas, the shitter was full! - Cousin Eddie3. Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? - Margo4. I don't know, Margo! - Todd5. Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol? - Clark Griswold6. It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Cl
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. A true friend is someone who is always there for you, through the good times and the bad. 3. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you prove that it's true. 4. Friendship is born at that moment w
1. Braap life, best life.2. Ride hard, ride fast, live free.3. Two wheels, one love.4. Dirt in my veins, adrenaline in my soul.5. Life is better with mud on your face.6. Braap it like you stole it.7. Eat, sleep, ride, repeat.8. Dirt bikes: because therapy is expensive.9. The only th
1. Wishing you a season filled with joy, peace, and prosperity. Happy Holidays!2. May your business be blessed with success and growth in the coming year. Merry Christmas!3. Sending warm wishes for a wonderful holiday season and a prosperous New Year.4. Thank you for your partnership and supp
1. Why is the rum always gone?2. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs. But what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.3. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!4. This is the day you will always remem
1. You're as sly as a fox and as strong as a bear. Happy Birthday!2. Wishing you a year as graceful as a deer and as fierce as a lion.3. May your spirit soar like an eagle and your heart be as loyal as a dog.4. Sending you a card filled with the wisdom of an owl and the playfulness of a monke
Here are a few African sayings that touch on the themes of black and white:1. The world is black and white; good and bad. There is no in-between. - African Proverb2. In the blackness of night, the white moon shines bright. - African Proverb3. The black cow knows the white cow's secret. - Afric
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise. - Thomas GrayBetter to be ignorant of a matter than half know it. - Publilius SyrusSometimes it is better to remain ignorant and be happy than to know the truth and be miserable. - Unknown
1. Friends are like fabric, woven together with love and laughter.2. A friendship quilt is made of memories stitched with love.3. Friends are the pieces that complete the quilt of life.4. In the patchwork of life, friends are the most colorful threads.5. Friendship is the thread that holds
1. Two heads are better than one.2. Two peas in a pod.3. Two sides of the same coin.4. Two wrongs don't make a right.5. Two's company, three's a crowd.6. Double the fun, double the trouble.7. Double trouble, double the fun.8. Double the trouble, double the blessings.9. Double the trouble, double the