Christian jokes sayings
1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
2. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
3. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
4. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
5. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
6. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
7. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
8. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
9. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
10. "I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."
Above is Christian jokes sayings.
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