Christmas card sayings funny
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
2. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and enough cookies to last until New Year's!"
3. "Santa saw your Instagram posts this year... you're getting a dictionary for Christmas!"
4. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas full of presents, good food, and no awkward family conversations."
5. "Wishing you a Christmas so merry, even your in-laws are tolerable!"
6. "May your Christmas be as bright as your holiday sweater and as jolly as your favorite elf!"
7. "This Christmas, let's eat, drink, and be merry... for tomorrow we diet!"
8. "Sending you warm wishes and cold eggnog this holiday season!"
9. "May your Christmas be filled with more joy than a kid opening a present... and less stress than untangling Christmas lights!"
10. "Remember, it's not about the presents, it's about the presence... but presents are nice too!"
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