Christmas gift funny sayings

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"

2. "Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting a dictionary for Christmas."

3. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

4. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask about my love life."

5. "All I want for Christmas is for someone to do my laundry for a year."

6. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."

7. "I'm only a Grinch before my morning coffee on Christmas morning."

8. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"

9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my bank account matches my Pinterest board."

10. "I'm dreaming of a silent night...without any snoring relatives."

Above is Christmas gift funny sayings.

Brotherhood of steel sayings

1. Steel be with you.2. Ad Victoriam.3. In steel we trust.4. Steel is our salvation.5. Steel will prevail.6. For the brotherhood!7. Steel thyself, brother.8. United in steel.9. Steel is our strength.10. Steel above all.

Mullah omar sayings

Mullah Omar, the former leader of the Taliban in Afghanistan, was known for his simple and often cryptic sayings. Some of his notable sayings include:1. We believe in the power of truth and the defeat of falsehood.2. Victory is not gained by the size of an army, but by the strength of its faith.

Food and drink in common sayings

1. Bite the bullet - to endure a difficult situation or task2. Cool as a cucumber - to remain calm and composed3. Piece of cake - something that is very easy to do4. In a pickle - in a difficult or troublesome situation5. Spill the beans - to reveal a secret or information6. Cry over spil

Free printable sayings about birds

1. Birds of a feather flock together.2. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.3. Spread your wings and fly.4. Sing like a bird.5. Feathered friends are the best kind.6. Let your dreams take flight.7. Birds bring joy to the soul.8. Fly high and free.9. In the eyes of a bird, we

Disney jr mickey sayings

1. Oh boy!2. Hot dog!3. Toodles!4. Oh Toodles!5. Mouska-riffic!6. Let's go on an adventure!7. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!8. Oh, golly!9. Oh, boy, we're gonna have fun!10. Mickey Mouse-ka-doer!

Catchy song lyrics or sayings please

1. I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire - Katy Perry, Roar2. Don't stop believin', hold on to that feelin' - Journey, Don't Stop Believin'3. Cause baby you're a firework, come on show 'em what you're worth - Katy Perry, Firework4. I'm walking on sunshine, whoa

Quotes about motivational sayings

1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. Don't wa

R i p sayings and quotes

1. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be succ

Marriage card sayings

1. Two hearts, one love, one life together.2. Today I marry my best friend.3. Love is patient, love is kind.4. Together is a beautiful place to be.5. From this day forward, you shall not walk alone.6. Two souls, one heart.7. Love is the key that unlocks the door to happiness.8. A jour

Famous 30s sayings

1. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt2. Don't let yesterday take up too much of today. - Will Rogers3. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you lov