Christmas sayings and phrases funny
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
3. "Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home."
4. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone wine."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
7. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."
8. "I'm not a Grinch, I'm just allergic to Christmas."
9. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my Christmas tree."
10. "Christmas calories don't count... until January."
Above is Christmas sayings and phrases funny.
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