Christmas sayings funny tagalog

1. "Ang pasko ay para sa lahat, kahit yung mga pasaway na nagpapabibo sa noche buena!"

2. "Kahit anong mangyari, basta may hamon sa mesa, merry ang Christmas!"

3. "Sa Pasko, ang importante ay ang pamilya... at ang regalo, syempre!"

4. "Kahit walang snow sa Pilipinas, basta't may bibingka at puto bumbong, white Christmas pa rin!"

5. "Ang pasko ay parang diet, sinisimulan pero hindi natatapos!"

6. "Pasko na naman, kaya't mag-ingat sa mga naglalabasan na mistletoe!"

7. "Sa Pasko, bawal ang sad, dapat happy lang! Kaya't mag-ingay at magpakasaya!"

8. "Kahit anong mangyari, basta't may lechon sa handaan, masaya ang Pasko!"

9. "Pasko na naman, kaya't mag-ipon na para sa mga regalo... o kaya naman, maghanap ng mayaman na kaibigan!"

10. "Sa Pasko, ang importante ay ang pagmamahalan... at ang pagkain, syempre!"

Above is Christmas sayings funny tagalog.

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