Funny jiu jitsu sayings
1. "Jiu Jitsu: Because punching people is frowned upon."
2. "I don't always do jiu jitsu, but when I do, I prefer to choke people."
3. "Jiu Jitsu: Where you pay to get choked and enjoy it."
4. "I don't need therapy, I just need jiu jitsu."
5. "Jiu Jitsu: The only sport where you can nap and still win."
6. "Jiu Jitsu: Making people humble since forever."
7. "I roll with it, because jiu jitsu is my therapy."
8. "Jiu Jitsu: Where you learn to love the sound of your joints popping."
9. "My jiu jitsu game is like a fine wine, it gets better with age... and a lot of mat time."
10. "Jiu Jitsu: Where you can find inner peace while someone is trying to break your arm."
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