Christmas stoner sayings
1. "All I want for Christmas is a big bag of weed."
2. "Jingle bells, jingle buds, smoking all the way."
3. "Santa's not the only one getting lit this Christmas."
4. "Dreaming of a green Christmas."
5. "May your Christmas be merry and your joints be heavy."
6. "I'm dreaming of a high Christmas."
7. "Let it snow, let it blaze, let it snow."
8. "Rudolph the red-eyed reindeer."
9. "Have yourself a smoky little Christmas."
10. "Santa, please bring me some edibles in my stocking."
Above is Christmas stoner sayings.
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