Christmas vacation clark sayings

Here are some famous quotes from Clark Griswold in the movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation":

1. "Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."

2. "We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols."

3. "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

4. "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."

5. "This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here."

6. "It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club."

7. "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."

8. "Honey, I love you. Do you hear me? I love you! I love you!"

9. "I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"

10. "I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic."

Above is Christmas vacation clark sayings.