Clean funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcasm."
9. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
Above is Clean funny sayings.
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1. Taste the rainbow, feel the love!2. You're as sweet as Skittles, always bringing color to my life.3. You're a rainbow of awesomeness, just like Skittles!4. You make my world brighter, just like Skittles do.5. Sending you a burst of fruity goodness with these Skittles!6. You're a mix of
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