Iconic hilarious sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
Above is Iconic hilarious sayings.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny for your thoughts.5. All's fair in love and war.6. Bite the bullet.7. Curiosity killed the cat.8. Don't cry over spilled milk.9. Every cloud has a silver l
1. Retirement is not the end of the road, it is the beginning of a new journey.2. Retirement is the opportunity to live life on your own terms.3. Retirement is not the end of work, but the beginning of a new chapter of purpose.4. Retirement is the reward for a lifetime of hard work and dedica
1. Eeh by gum - an expression of surprise or disbelief.2. Nowt so queer as folk - there's nothing as strange as people.3. Soft lad - a term of endearment for a young boy.4. Owt for nowt - something for nothing.5. Chuffed to bits - extremely pleased or proud.6. It's reet grand - it's real
1. Creativity is intelligence having fun.2. Dream big and dare to fail.3. Be the change you wish to see in the world.4. Life is a canvas, make sure to paint yourself a whole lot of colorful days.5. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.6. The only way to do great work is to love w
1. April showers bring May flowers.2. May the force be with you.3. May you always have a reason to smile.4. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more.5. May your dreams be larger than mountains and may you have the courage to scale their summits.6. May your month be filled with
1. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!2. Because I said so, that's why!3. I'm not just a mom, I'm a ninja in disguise.4. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.5. I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice for emphasis.6. Do you think I'm made of money? Oh wait, I am,
1. Goodnight my love, may your dreams be filled with happiness and love.2. Sleep tight my dear, I'll be dreaming of you until the morning light.3. You are the last thing on my mind before I drift off to sleep, and the first thing on my mind when I wake up. Goodnight, my love.4. As the stars s
Happy Birthday! May your day be explosive with joy and excitement, just like a grenade!
1. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.2. Don't burn bridges.3. Don't throw someone under the bus.4. Don't take advantage of someone's kindness.5. Don't use someone as a stepping stone.6. Don't use someone as a means to an end.7. Don't play someone for a fool.8. Don't manipulate or exp
1. Wow.2. You're crazy, man.3. I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.4. I think I've got a little bit of a rebellious streak in me.5. I'm not a big believer in doing a lot of preparation.6. I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life.7. I think you have to be able to t