Clever sayings to neighbor complaining aboutyour dog

1. "If you can't handle a little barking, maybe you should invest in some earplugs."

2. "Sorry, my dog doesn't speak 'quiet' very well."

3. "I'll talk to my dog about keeping it down, but I can't promise anything."

4. "If my dog bothers you, maybe you should try making friends with him instead of enemies."

5. "My dog is just practicing for his future career as a guard dog, can't fault him for being dedicated."

6. "If you think my dog is loud, you should hear my singing in the shower."

7. "I'll let my dog know that he needs to keep it down, but I can't make any guarantees."

8. "I'll tell my dog to lower the volume, but I can't promise he'll listen."

9. "If my dog's barking bothers you, maybe you should consider getting a pet rock instead."

10. "My dog is just expressing himself, can't fault him for being vocal."

Above is Clever sayings to neighbor complaining aboutyour dog.