Clever witty short sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few pieces."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few screws."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm a work in progress."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just selectively intelligent."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just highly efficient at being lazy."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just creatively challenged."
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just a master of selective ignorance."
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