Coach sayings funny

1. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...unless you're a goalie."

2. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my enthusiasm at a high volume."

3. "The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen...or the one where you accidentally kick a ball into your own face."

4. "I'm not a regular coach, I'm a cool coach."

5. "Sweat is just your fat crying...or maybe that's just the players who didn't make the starting lineup."

6. "If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way I told you to in the first place."

7. "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make champions...but friends are a nice bonus."

8. "The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary...and maybe in a really lucky game."

9. "I'm not saying you're slow, but if you were racing a snail, I'd bet on the snail."

10. "Remember, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog...unless we're talking about basketball, then height definitely helps."

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