1. "Espresso yourself"
2. "I like my coffee like I like my jokes: dark and strong"
3. "Coffee: because adulting is hard"
4. "Caffeine and sarcasm: my two favorite things"
5. "May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short"
6. "I run on coffee and sarcasm"
7. "Coffee: the most important meal of the day"
8. "Coffee is my love language"
9. "Life happens, coffee helps"
10. "Coffee: because mornings are hard"
Above is Coffee mugs with witty sayings.
1. You are my today and all of my tomorrows.2. I love you more than words can express.3. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.4. Together is my favorite place to be.5. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.6. I fall for you more and more every day.7. You are the best thi
1. Roses are red, violets are blue, friends like you are one in a few!2. Friendship is the truest form of love. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear friend!3. You make my heart smile every day. Happy Valentine's Day, friend!4. Friendship is a gift that keeps on giving. Happy Valentine's Day to my a
I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here are a few funny pictures and sayings that might make you laugh:1. Picture: A cat wearing sunglasses with the caption Too cool for mew.2. Picture: A dog with a piece of toast stuck on its head with the caption I am bread.3. Picture: A squirrel holding
1. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' - Robin Williams2. Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon Charles Swinburne3. Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil. - Bishop Reginald Heber4. No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow. - Proverb5. S
1. Γνῶθι σεαυτόν (Know thyself)2. Οὐδὲν ἄγαν (Nothing in excess)3. Εὖ ζῆν (Live well)4. Μηδὲν ἄγαν (Nothing too much)5. Ἀριστεῖν (Excellence)
1. Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.2. Fortune favors the bold.3. The harder I work, the luckier I get.4. Luck is believing you're lucky.5. Luck is a dividend of sweat.6. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.7. The only sure thing about luck is that it will
1. Better safe than sorry.2. Don't be silly, protect your willy.3. Wrap it before you tap it.4. Protect your treasure, use a measure.5. No glove, no love.6. Stay safe, use protection.7. Cover your stump before you hump.8. Don't gamble with your health, use protection.9. Shield your
1. Beware the pumpkin's wicked grin, for it may hide the darkness within.2. In the shadows of the night, the pumpkin's curse takes flight.3. When the pumpkin's eyes alight, beware the terrors of the night.4. Carved with malice, glowing with dread, the pumpkin's curse will fill you with dread.
1. Building blocks of life - Referring to the fundamental elements or components that make up a situation or experience.2. Like fitting together pieces of a puzzle - Describing the process of solving a problem or understanding a complex situation.3. Putting the pieces together - Referring to t
1. Teaching is a work of heart.2. Teachers plant seeds of knowledge that grow forever.3. Teaching is a work of love and a profession of patience.4. It takes a big heart to shape little minds.5. Teaching is a work of art that comes from the heart.6. Teachers inspire dreams, shape minds, an