Comedic tea towel sayings
1. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
2. "I like big cups and I cannot lie."
3. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster."
4. "Tea is always a good idea, especially when it's served in a wine glass."
5. "My superpower is making tea disappear."
6. "I don't need an inspirational quote, I need more tea."
7. "Tea: because adulting is hard."
8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a tea addiction."
9. "Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it."
10. "I don't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it."
Above is Comedic tea towel sayings.
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