Funny sayings for someone turning 60
1. "60 is only 15 in Celsius!"
2. "At 60, you've earned the right to be a little extra 'seasoned'."
3. "60 is the new 40... with a few extra wrinkles."
4. "Turning 60 is like turning 40 in Celsius."
5. "60 is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway."
6. "At 60, you're not old, you're just a classic!"
7. "60 is when you start to realize that 'getting lucky' means finding your car in the parking lot."
8. "60: the age where 'getting lucky' means a good night's sleep."
9. "60 is the age where you can finally stop pretending to like kale."
10. "At 60, you've officially reached 'vintage' status - like a fine wine, you only get better with age!"
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