Comedy confucious sayings
1. Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.
2. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
3. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
4. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
5. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
6. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
7. Man who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet for long time but have good movement.
8. Man who sneeze without tissue take matters into his own hands.
9. Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
10. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
Above is Comedy confucious sayings.
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