1. "Keep it covered, don't be a fool!"
2. "Safety first, pleasure second!"
3. "Protect your joystick with a joy sock!"
4. "Don't be silly, wrap your willy!"
5. "No glove, no love!"
6. "Cover your lumber, avoid a bummer!"
7. "Wrap it before you tap it!"
8. "Don't gamble with your ramble, use protection!"
9. "Shield your sword, be a responsible lord!"
10. "Safety is sexy, wrap it up!"
Above is Condoms with funny sayings.
1. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு. 2. உன் மனதில் உள்ள கோபம் உன் உடலை உருவாக்கும்.3. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு.4. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு.5. உன் உடல் உன் மனதை வாழ்க்கையில் உள்ளிடு.
1. Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm. - The early bird catches the worm.2. Aller Anfang ist schwer. - All beginnings are difficult.3. Wer rastet, der rostet. - He who rests, rusts.4. In der Kürze liegt die Würze. - The essence lies in brevity.5. Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt, fällt selbst hinei
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.Never trust a dog to watch your food.Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't las
1. Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor's warning.2. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.3. Fair winds and following seas.4. Any port in a storm.5. Don't rock the boat.6. The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. - Jacques Yv
Here are some cute sayings for onesies for babies:1. Milkaholic2. Daddy's Little Princess3. Mommy's Little Man4. I'm the Boss5. Cuddle Bug6. Future Heartbreaker7. Little Explorer8. Nap Queen9. Drool is Cool10. Made with LoveThese sayings can be printed or embroidered on onesies t
1. Behind every strong soldier, there is an even stronger spouse. 2. Home is where the military sends us. 3. Distance means so little when someone means so much. 4. A military spouse: the toughest job in the military. 5. Stronger together, apart. 6. In the military, you don't just marry t
1. Fate is inexorable. 2. A brave man must be patient. 3. A wise man knows when to speak and when to listen. 4. The heart of a hero is steadfast and true. 5. The path of glory is fraught with danger.
1. You've goat to be kidding me!2. I'm feeling gouda with my goat friends.3. Don't be bleat, be happy!4. I'm the G.O.A.T. - Greatest of All Time!5. I'm not kidding around, goats are awesome!6. Just kidding, I'm a goat!7. I'm on cloud nine, or should I say cloud goat?8. I'm feeling ble
1. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.2. Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.3. Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things d
Sure, here are a few jokes and sayings for you:Joke: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!Saying: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Dr. SeussJoke: Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.Saying: Life is like a camer