Confusing sayings and quotes

1. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy."

3. "A watched pot never boils, but a neglected pot will burn."

4. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably fake turf."

5. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, unless you're a magician."

6. "Actions speak louder than words, but sometimes silence is golden."

7. "Too many cooks spoil the broth, but too few cooks make a really boring dinner."

8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but watch out for the seeds."

9. "The pen is mightier than the sword, but the keyboard is mightier than the pen."

10. "It's always darkest before the dawn, but sometimes it's just really cloudy."

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