Funny meme sayings 2019
1. "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."
2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcasm."
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