1. "Here's to the nights we won't remember, with the friends we'll never forget."
2. "Sip happens."
3. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
4. "Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot."
5. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
6. "Shots shots shots shots shots shots everybody!"
7. "I make pour decisions."
8. "Drink up, buttercup."
9. "Save water, drink tequila."
10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just more fun."
Above is Cool shot glass sayings.
1. I have a memory like a goldfish, but at least I can swim in circles.2. My memory is so bad, I could plan my own surprise party and still forget about it.3. I remember the days when I had a good memory, but now I can't even remember where I put my keys.4. My memory is like a sieve - everyth
1. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.2. I'm not sick, I'm just in a relationship with my bed.3. I'm not feeling very well, can I get a prescription for some chocolate?4. I'm so sick, even my germs have germs.5. I'm not feeling well, but
1. Double the giggles, double the grins, double the trouble, double the fun! Happy 1st birthday to our favorite twins!2. Two little blessings sent from above, twice the smiles, twice the love. Happy 1st birthday to our precious twins!3. Two tiny bundles of joy, two little girls/boys to hug and
1. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. 2. Success is not given, it is earned. Go out there and earn it with your hard work and dedication.3. The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.4. Cha
1. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.2. Believe you can and you're halfway there.3. The best way to predict the future is to create it.4. You are capable of amazing things.5. Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.6. You are
Mad as a hatter is a saying that means someone is behaving in a crazy or irrational manner. This phrase originated from the idea that hatters in the past were exposed to toxic mercury fumes while making hats, which led to symptoms of mercury poisoning such as confusion and erratic behavior.
1. Keep it country, y'all2. Nashville, where the music never stops3. Sweet tea and southern charm4. Home is where the honky tonk is5. Nashville, where every day is a hoedown6. Y'all means all in Nashville7. Living the Nashville dream8. Music City magic9. Sipping whiskey and singing
1. Frost is the gardener's gentle reminder that winter is on its way.2. In the frosty garden, nature's beauty takes on a magical sparkle.3. As the frost settles in, the garden sleeps, preparing for its rebirth in spring.4. Frost-kissed flowers are like delicate jewels in the winter garden.5.
1. I intend to live forever, or die trying. - Groucho Marx2. I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen3. Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Dick Sharples4. I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. -
1. Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive. - Dalai Lama2. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller3. Love is not only something you feel, it is something yo