1. "I'm fixin' to head on down to the bayou."
2. "That gumbo is slap yo mama good."
3. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
4. "He's slicker than a greased pig."
5. "I'm so hungry I could eat the hind leg off a donkey."
6. "She's tough as a two-dollar steak."
7. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide."
8. "He's crazier than a sprayed roach."
9. "I'm as full as a tick on a hound dog."
10. "I'm as tired as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
Above is Coonass sayings.
Sure, here are a few birthday sayings inspired by the works of William Shakespeare:1. Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. - Antony and Cleopatra2. We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep. - The Tempest3. This above all: to t
1. May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back. Unless you're driving a convertible, then the wind can just stay where it is.3. May you live as long as you want, a
1. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.2. I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone.3. I'm not high maintenance, I just have high standards.4. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.5. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.6. I'm not a morning person, I'm
1. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz2. Chocolate is like love, it melts in your mouth and lingers on your lips. - Unknown3. Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you
Pop, fizz, clink! It's Prosecco time.
1. I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey2. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. - William Ernest Henley3. I am who I am, not who you think I am. Not who you want me to be. I am me. - Brigitte Nicole4. I am strong because I'
1. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.2. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.3. Don't count the days, make the days count.4. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.5. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to suc
1. I'm daddy asf, don't test me.2. I walk in the room and everyone knows I'm daddy asf.3. I'm the definition of daddy asf, no doubt about it.4. When I step out, I make sure everyone knows I'm daddy asf.5. I didn't choose the daddy life, the daddy life chose me.6. I'm not just daddy, I'm d
1. A mother's love knows no bounds.2. A mother's hug lasts long after she lets go.3. A mother's heart is a patchwork of love.4. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.5. A mother's love is the greatest gift of all.6. A mother's love is like no o
1. Kiss the cook2. Queen/King of the kitchen3. I'm the boss in this kitchen4. Cooking with love5. Life is too short to eat bad food6. Chop it like it's hot7. Sizzle and spice and everything nice8. Eat, drink, and be merry9. Food is love made edible10. Happiness is homemade