Funny irish prayers and sayings
1. May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.
2. May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back. Unless you're driving a convertible, then the wind can just stay where it is.
3. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. But if you do want, may it be for a pint of Guinness.
4. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night. And may your phone battery never die when you need it most.
5. May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out. Unless it's during a game of hurling, then all bets are off.
6. May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead. And may you have time to hide all the good whiskey before he finds out.
7. May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat. And may the cat be too full to bother with you.
8. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door. And may your WiFi always be strong and your Netflix never buffer.
9. May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. And may your tea always be strong and your biscuits never soggy.
10. May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, and quick to make friends. And may your sense of humor always be as sharp as your wit.
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