Corny sayings for him
1. "You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te!"
2. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
3. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
4. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
5. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
6. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
7. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."
8. "Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"
9. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
10. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
Above is Corny sayings for him.
Be the change that you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi
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