Cowboy funny sayings

1. "I'm so tough, I eat nails for breakfast... without any milk."

2. "I'm so country, I can milk a cow blindfolded... and I don't even own a cow."

3. "I'm so cowboy, I can lasso a tornado and ride it like a bucking bronco."

4. "I'm so wild west, I once wrestled a bear and won... but only because he was a teddy bear."

5. "I'm so cowboy, I can make a rattlesnake apologize for biting me."

6. "I'm so rugged, I shave with a pocketknife... and I've never cut myself... on purpose."

7. "I'm so cowboy, I can ride a horse backwards and still outshoot any varmint in town."

8. "I'm so country, I can start a campfire with just two sticks and a can of beans."

9. "I'm so cowboy, I can charm a rattlesnake into giving me a ride to town."

10. "I'm so tough, I once punched a thunderstorm and made it rain whiskey."

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