Cr1tikal sayings
1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, except the box is on fire and the chocolates are made of dog shit."
2. "If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of your enemies."
3. "I'm not saying I hate people, but if I had to choose between hanging out with a group of strangers or a pack of wild wolves, I'd probably go with the wolves."
4. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. And reality sucks."
5. "If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you."
6. "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I'm not a spoon."
7. "Life is short, so eat dessert first. And then eat more dessert."
8. "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off."
9. "If you can't handle me at my worst, then good luck finding someone who can."
10. "I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not you."
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