Crack pot sayings
1. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
2. "A watched pot never boils, but a neglected pot always overflows."
3. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, but don't put all your eggs in one basket either."
4. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably fake turf."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but watch out for the seeds."
6. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the backstroke."
7. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk because that stuff is expensive."
8. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny found is a lucky day."
9. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, but don't carry too many baskets either."
10. "The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the quiet wheel gets to enjoy the ride."
Above is Crack pot sayings.
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