Craziest southern sayings
1. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
2. "She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
3. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."
5. "He's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine."
6. "She's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
7. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
8. "He's crazier than a road lizard."
9. "She's as stubborn as a mule chewing on bumblebees."
10. "I'm as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
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