Crazy alcohol sayings
1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by life."
2. "Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk."
3. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a professional taster."
4. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."
5. "Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
6. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."
7. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
8. "I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer to be awesome."
9. "Alcohol: because no good story ever started with someone eating a kale salad."
10. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."
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