Crazy nonsense sayings

1. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless they're wearing sunglasses."

2. "As happy as a clam in a disco ball."

3. "When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade-powered jetpack."

4. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late squirrel gets the last laugh."

5. "A watched pot never boils, but a talking teapot always has something to say."

6. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then cry tears of joy."

7. "When pigs fly, make sure to pack an umbrella."

8. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a nickel saved is a high-five from a unicorn."

9. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can have your cake and wear it as a hat."

10. "When in doubt, dance the Macarena in a thunderstorm."

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