Crazy old wise crack sayings
1. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it tap dance."
2. "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen... or turn down the stove."
3. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar found in the couch cushions is a bonus."
4. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless you're really good at math."
5. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make sure to add some sugar and vodka."
7. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a young dog to fetch you a beer."
8. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... or just give up and blame it on the cat."
9. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."
10. "It's better to be a smart donkey than a dumb unicorn."
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1. Betrayal is like a snake, lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.2. The deepest wounds are often inflicted by those we trust the most.3. Betrayal is a dagger in the back, wielded by someone you thought was a friend.4. Trust is fragile, easily shattered by the shar
1. Run like the wind, ride like the thunder.2. Ride hard, ride fast, and leave it all on the track.3. In the race of life, always bet on the horse with heart.4. Champions are made in the derby, but legends are born.5. Every stride counts, every jump matters, give it your all.6. The thrill
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1. I've had more drama on this beach than a soap opera marathon.2. My love life is like a sandcastle - it looks great at first, but then it all falls apart.3. I've been through more exes on this beach than sunscreen bottles.4. My relationship status is as unpredictable as the tides on this be
1. Solitude is often the best company. 2. Sometimes you need to be alone in order to find out who you really are. 3. In solitude, the mind gains strength and learns to lean upon itself. 4. The best thinking has been done in solitude. 5. Being alone is not the same as being lonely. 6. Soli
1. I'm just here for the paddle jokes.2. Kayaking: where the only thing that's dry is your sense of humor.3. I'm in a committed relationship with my kayak. It's a pretty buoyant relationship.4. Kayaking: the only sport where you can be up a creek without a paddle and still have a good time.5
1. There's nowt so queer as folk - People are strange and unpredictable.2. By 'eck! - An expression of surprise or disbelief.3. It'll be reet - Everything will be alright.4. Eeh by gum - An expression of surprise or exasperation.5. Put wood in't hole - Close the door.6. Where there's muck
1. Bite off more than you can chew.2. Leave a mark with your bite, not your bark.3. Bite the bullet and keep moving forward.4. Bite the hand that feeds you.5. Actions speak louder than bite marks.6. Bite me once, shame on you. Bite me twice, shame on me.7. Bite down and push through the
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Here are a few popular variations of the brick wall waterfall saying:1. Brick wall, waterfall, girl you think you know it all.2. Brick wall, waterfall, girl you think you got it all.3. Brick wall, waterfall, girl you think you know it all, you don't, I do, so boom with that attitude.4. Brick