Crazy proverbs and sayings
1. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
2. "A watched pot never boils, but a forgotten pot burns the house down."
3. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's the last carton in the apocalypse."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make a lemon cannon and start a fruit war."
5. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent on a unicorn is priceless."
6. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're trying to hatch a basket of omelettes."
7. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but watch out for the man-eating plants."
8. "Actions speak louder than words, but a well-timed fart can be deafening."
9. "Too many cooks spoil the broth, but a kitchen full of clowns makes a great circus."
10. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do synchronized swimming."
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