Crazy sayings about husbands

1. "Husbands are like WiFi, sometimes they disappear when you need them the most."

2. "A husband is like a fine wine, they get better with age... or so they say."

3. "Husbands are like a deck of cards, you never know what hand you're going to get."

4. "Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish you had a club and a spade."

5. "Husbands are like hurricanes, they come in strong and leave a mess behind."

6. "A husband is like a stubborn stain, no matter how hard you try, they just won't go away."

7. "Husbands are like toddlers, they can be cute and lovable one minute, and then throwing a tantrum the next."

8. "A husband is like a bank account, you can't take out more than you put in."

9. "Husbands are like remote controls, always lost when you need them the most."

10. "Marriage is like a rollercoaster, with husbands being the unpredictable twists and turns."

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