Creative signs and sayings
1. "Keep calm and carry on... or panic and freak out, your choice."
2. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "You can't make everyone happy. You're not a jar of Nutella."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely even an evening person."
8. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
11. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
12. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
13. "I'm not a grouch, I just have resting grinch face."
14. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
15. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
16. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
17. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
18. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
19. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
20. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
Above is Creative signs and sayings.