Cringe dad sayings
1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
2. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."
3. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
4. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just selective with my happiness."
5. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice."
6. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
8. "I'm not cheap, I'm just financially savvy."
9. "I'm not bald, I'm just solar-powered."
10. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
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