Funny squid sayings

1. "I'm feeling a little ink-credible today!"

2. "Squid goals: ink-spiring others with my tentacles."

3. "Don't be a sucker, be a squid!"

4. "Just keep swimming, or in my case, squidding."

5. "I'm not squidding around, I'm serious!"

6. "I'm feeling tenta-cool today!"

7. "Squid pro quo: give me some space or I'll ink you!"

8. "I'm not squidding you, I'm the real deal!"

9. "Squid happens, just keep swimming."

10. "I'm a sucker for a good pun, especially if it's squid-related!"

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