Cringy dad sayings

1. "I'm not just a regular dad, I'm a cool dad."

2. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."

3. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."

4. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

5. "I'm not late, I just operate on a different time zone."

6. "I'm not a regular dad, I'm a dad joke connoisseur."

7. "I'm not bald, I'm solar-powered for my thinking cap."

8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

9. "I'm not forgetful, I just have selective memory."

10. "I'm not a regular dad, I'm a dad bod enthusiast."

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