Crochet funny sayings

1. "I crochet because punching people is frowned upon."

2. "I'm hooked on crochet, and there's no cure in sight."

3. "I'm not addicted to crochet, we're just in a committed relationship."

4. "Crochet: the perfect way to unravel your stress."

5. "I crochet so I don't unravel."

6. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage... like my crochet skills."

7. "Crochet: turning yarn into happiness, one stitch at a time."

8. "I crochet, therefore I am... probably covered in yarn."

9. "Crochet: the art of tangling yarn into something beautiful."

10. "I don't need therapy, I just need more yarn."

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