Crude golf sayings
1. "Hit it hard, find it later."
2. "Swing hard in case you hit it."
3. "Grip it and rip it."
4. "There's no such thing as a bad day on the golf course."
5. "It's not how you drive, it's how you arrive."
6. "The only bad golf shot is the one you didn't learn from."
7. "Drive for show, putt for dough."
8. "Golf is a game of misses. The winner is the one who misses the best."
9. "The harder you practice, the luckier you get."
10. "Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears."
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