Crush quotes and sayings funny
1. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
2. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
3. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
4. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
5. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
6. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
7. "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
8. "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
9. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
10. "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
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1. I have the attention span of a goldfish with ADD.2. My focus is like a squirrel on a caffeine high.3. I'm so easily distracted, I could probably get lost in a white room.4. My focus is as elusive as a unicorn in a fog.5. I'm like a laser beam... that keeps getting redirected by shiny obj
1. Tis the season to be jolly!2. Merry and bright, all through the night.3. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.4. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.5. Christmas isn't a season, it's a feeling
1. El amigo es como la sangre, que acude a la herida sin ser llamado. (A friend is like blood, they come to the wound without being called.)2. En la prosperidad, nuestros amigos nos conocen; en la adversidad, nosotros conocemos a nuestros amigos. (In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity
1. You make my blood boil!2. You're like a thorn in my side!3. You're a pain in the neck!4. You're driving me up the wall!5. You're a real piece of work!6. You're testing my patience!7. You're a real piece of work!8. You're really pushing my buttons!9. You're a real piece of work!1
1. Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi2. Youth is the future, embrace the power to create positive change. 3. The youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow. 4. Don't wait for change, be the change. 5. Empower the youth, ignite the change. 6. Dream big, act boldly
1. To the most amazing mom on her special day, may your birthday be filled with love, joy, and all the happiness in the world.2. Happy birthday to the woman who has always been my rock, my inspiration, and my best friend. I love you, Mom!3. On your birthday, I want to thank you for all the love
1. Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head even while he loses his heart.2. A good friend knows all your best stories, but a groomsman has lived them with you.3. Being a groomsman is like being a superhero, but without the cape. Well, maybe just a bow tie.4. A groomsman is a friend who
1. Thank you for making my 50th birthday so special and memorable!2. I am truly grateful for all the love and well wishes on my 50th birthday. Thank you!3. Your presence and thoughtful gifts made my 50th birthday celebration unforgettable. Thank you!4. I feel blessed to have such wonderful fr
1. Monday is the day that tests your ability to pretend you're a functioning member of society.2. Monday: the day where even my coffee needs coffee.3. Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the stress, and divide the happiness.4. Monday is the day that
That sounds like a fun and whimsical idea! Here are a few funny sayings you could consider putting on giant tea cups:1. Sip happens.2. Tea-riffic!3. Cup of sunshine and sass.4. Keep calm and sip on.5. Tea-riffically brewed.6. Life happens, tea helps.7. Cup of positivi-tea.8. Sip, sip,