Curling jokes and sayings
1. "Why did the curling stone go to therapy? It had too many issues to slide past."
2. "I tried to make a curling joke, but it just slid right past me."
3. "Curling: the only sport where you can sweep your way to victory."
4. "I'm not a curler, but I hear they really rock at it."
5. "Curling: where the real magic happens on the ice."
6. "I asked a curler for some advice, but they just brushed me off."
7. "Curling: the sport where the goal is to be stone-cold cool."
8. "I'm not saying curling is easy, but even a broom can do it."
9. "Curling: where sweeping is a skill and ice is a battlefield."
10. "I'm not a curler, but I do know how to sweep someone off their feet."
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