Curmudgeonly displeasure sayings

1. "Back in my day, we didn't need all these fancy gadgets to get by."

2. "Kids these days have no respect for their elders."

3. "I remember when people actually talked to each other instead of staring at their phones all day."

4. "This new music is just noise, give me some real tunes from my era."

5. "In my day, we worked hard for everything we had, none of this instant gratification nonsense."

6. "The world is going to hell in a handbasket, mark my words."

7. "I can't believe the prices of things these days, it's highway robbery."

8. "People are so sensitive nowadays, can't take a joke or handle any criticism."

9. "When I was young, we didn't have all these participation trophies, you had to earn your place."

10. "I miss the good old days when people had manners and common sense."

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