Cute and funny sayings on notecards for him

1. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."

2. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!"

3. "You're my favorite notification to receive."

4. "You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I check my phone."

5. "I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts."

6. "You're my favorite person to annoy and cuddle with."

7. "You're the bacon to my eggs, the marshmallows to my hot chocolate, and the love of my life."

8. "You're my favorite notification to wake up to."

9. "You're the only fish in the sea for me."

10. "You're my favorite weirdo, and I wouldn't have it any other way."

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Christmas sayings funny for work

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Barber pole sayings

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Love my motti sayings

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Irish sayings for st patrick& 39

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Aviation sayings funny

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Battleship game sayings

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Popular wedding invitation sayings

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Funny sayings about a spare bowling

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Chinese sayings animals

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Other sayings like not my circus not my monkeys

1. Not my problem, not my responsibility.2. Not my battle, not my sword.3. Not my issue, not my concern.4. Not my drama, not my stage.5. Not my fire, not my extinguisher.6. Not my ship, not my captain.7. Not my game, not my rules.8. Not my song, not my dance.9. Not my puzzle, not my