Cute funny sayings about animals and food
1. "I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
2. "I'm not a pig, but I sure do love bacon!"
3. "I'm not a chicken, but I definitely have a 'fowl' sense of humor."
4. "I'm not a fish, but I do enjoy a good 'catch' of the day."
5. "I'm not a cow, but I do love a good 'moo-ve' shake."
6. "I'm not a rabbit, but I can 'hop' on the opportunity for some carrot cake."
7. "I'm not a bear, but I can definitely 'grizzly' down some honey."
8. "I'm not a squirrel, but I do love to 'nut' around with some snacks."
9. "I'm not a cat, but I can definitely 'purr' over a bowl of ice cream."
10. "I'm not a dog, but I can definitely 'fetch' myself some treats."
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